September in Florida is indeed a FALSE start to Autumn! To tell the truth, it is just a continuation of August in my opinion. I am sure that many would agree. We are still regularly experiencing temperatures in the high 90s with humidity to match. Because we are continuing to move about in this sweltering September heat, which many typically view as the beginning of Autumn, we aren’t anywhere close to feeling the blessed relief of fall. I cry foul! September is giving us a FALSE START to Autumn!
Strike One
Stre-ike ONE! This humidity has to go! The water vapor dilutes the oxygen in the air which creates pressure that can feel like an elephant sitting on your chest. Anyone with asthma, COPD, or cardiovascular issues will struggle in it. When you open the door and walk outside it is like entering a steamy sauna. After months of high humidity, the promise of lower humidity is something everyone in Florida dreams of. So September, I’m calling strike one on you!
Strike Two
Stre-ike TWO! Who can enjoy fireplaces, flannel, and spicy chili when the current temperature outside is 95 degrees? My sweaters and boots will stay in the closet for at least a couple more months. I find minimal relief in the compromise that I can get a pumpkin spice coffee “iced” to offset the stifling heat and pretend that Autumn is here. Everyone in the South is crying foul on this! Strike TWO!
Strike Three
Stre-ike THREE! In addition to the two strikeouts mentioned above, September, you have short-changed us again! Where is all the rustic scenery showcasing autumn foliage? The golden yellows, vibrant oranges and reds, and cozy amber tree lines in the distance just ain’t happening here. However, we can see the scorched and wilted drabness of once beautiful florals that have tried to remain standing in the blast of heat called August. STRIKE THREE! September you are OUT for your false start to Autumn in the South!
Wrap Up
Okay, there is no denying that you have given us a false start to Autumn September! However, I have no choice but to be patient and hope that maybe October will pick up the slack a little on your behalf. I could take a day trip and drive up north for a sneak preview of all the wonders and blessings that Autumn brings and I may just do that. In the meantime, September, you really let us down, go sit it out on the bench. No more playing with you! October, November, and December might just be the win for the team. September, I declare you a false start to Autumn.
I agree. Florida is still too hot in September
For sure!